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Denver: Free Blow

Here’s the thing, I’m trying to clean up my life, but I’ve got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too.

We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I’ve got a serious problem.

The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it’s all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There’s just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I’m terrified that the cops will come at any minute.

I mean, this stuff is thick, we’re talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.

So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There’s a lot of this and I don’t want any left behind.

First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well.

Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won’t last long. (And I’m worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).

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6 replies on “Denver: Free Blow”

you are a complete idiot!!!!,why didn’t you say there’s a major snow storm brewing in your neighborhood,and wait and see who shows up,if you have that much coke, you should just bury your face in it,breath deep and kill yourself,hopefully the cops have shone up and made you do that,IDIOT

that is the dumbest story thats ever been told to any one!!!! for Shawn to comment the way he did Like he believed this event happened is FU%^ING retarded

HEY DILDO, YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO WRITE BEFORE YOU GO AND PLACE AN AD, AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO SOMEONE FOR HELP, OR MAYBE YOU’RE A FUCKING COP OR A SNITCH, AND WITH THAT SAID GET FUCKED

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