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DENVER: FREE BLOW

Here’s a thing, I’m perplexing to purify up my life, though I’ve got to get absolved of all a drug from my past. So final night, as we was perplexing to dull all my things in to a garbage, my mother came out as good as proposed perplexing to slice it out of my hands. Needless to say, as good as evidence ensued, as good as shortly a neighbors were in upon it too.

We all stood there, arguing over what to do with a bone-head we longed for to chuck out, when suddenly, my nearby resident attempted to slice in out of my hands. Now, I’ve got a critical problem.

The bag ripped as good as a white powder went EVERYWHERE. we mean, it’s all over a lawn, a driveway, up as good as down a street. There’s only a garland of bone-head out there fibbing upon a street. I’m shocked which a cops will come during any minute.

I mean, this things is thick, we’re articulate multiform inches only covering all upon a total street.

So, Free dope, come a single come all, move your straws, your needles whatever, though PLEASE move a shovel, we can have all of a powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, as good as even a weed if we guarantee to be gentle, though move a TRUCK. There’s a lot of this as good as we do not wish any left behind.

First come, initial served. Also, my neighbors have offering to let we have a powder upon their skill as well.

Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an suggest similar to this won’t final long. (And I’m disturbed a cops have been coming, so come QUICK).

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Comments

  1. shawn
    October 25th, 2008 | 4:23 pm

    you are a complete idiot!!!!,why didn’t you say there’s a major snow storm brewing in your neighborhood,and wait and see who shows up,if you have that much coke, you should just bury your face in it,breath deep and kill yourself,hopefully the cops have shone up and made you do that,IDIOT

  2. chrisf
    November 8th, 2008 | 3:47 am

    that is the dumbest story thats ever been told to any one!!!! for Shawn to comment the way he did Like he believed this event happened is FU%^ING retarded

  3. cher
    March 5th, 2009 | 5:52 pm

    Would you like me to bring a shovel to help burie your dumb ass too ?? :) ~

  4. lorie
    October 9th, 2009 | 4:09 pm

    how f***n stupid r u? Why aren’t u just picking it up your self? cuz u r a LIAR!

  5. SALLIE
    March 3rd, 2010 | 5:42 pm

    WHAT A DOPE

  6. SALLIE
    March 4th, 2010 | 2:57 am

    HEY DILDO, YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO WRITE BEFORE YOU GO AND PLACE AN AD, AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO SOMEONE FOR HELP, OR MAYBE YOU’RE A FUCKING COP OR A SNITCH, AND WITH THAT SAID GET FUCKED

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