SEX IN A BATHTUB FULL OF CEREALS
I do not assimilate how somebody can even consider of this (if it’s true):
I am seeking for a consanguine suggestion which enjoys, sex, baths, as well as cereal. So because not try them all during a same time? Now, be warned… we have a little really specific prerequisites for this anticipation of mine:
1) The cereal contingency have reduction than 2 grams of protein per serving. That’s right, a pristine sugarine things kids eat to get roofed similar to junkies upon speed. These can include:
Fruity Pebbles
Count Chocula
Cookie Crisp
Cocoa Pebbles
Cocoa Puffs
Golden Crisps
Honey Smacks
Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch
Cap’n Crunch
Apple Jacks
Froot Loops
Corn Pops
If we have alternative suggestions we am some-more than happy to perform them.
2) It contingency be 2% milk, carrying sex in a bathtub full of cereal is no time for moderation. Plus, we need to get my every day sip of Vitamins A as well as D.
3) You contingency be gentle in a doggie character position. we don’t see any alternative approach to equivocate decline as well as still let we suffer your cereal prior to it becomes as well mushy.
4) If we demand of photography/videography we will need to demand which we wear a Mexican wrestling facade a la Nacho Libre.
5) we devise upon creation this a protected confront to greatfully feel giveaway to move your own utensils.
After we have been accomplished if we feel similar to we need something to have we unchanging again, we should have a little Grape-Nuts which we can nip on.
If we have been serious, send me a photo, we need to have certain we can fit in to a tub.
Comments(6)
How about trying this with a lactating mother so u have your milk too!!!!!!!
how about adding choclate syrup to the bath with bannanas?
adding fruit, gives it more of an appeal. Will there be water, or just dry cereal? That may get uncomfortable.
i would put hot fuge and bannas with cherrys on them so is there water in the bath tub with the cereal
hay that sounds fun so i wont to try it but with out the cereal and just with the food and we will have lots of fun to so if any body wont to just tell me
Are you all serious? I am beginning to wonder if I might not have an association/relating condition. It might be asperguer’s un-diagnosed. I can’t relate to these comments. Is it a joke to see who can come up with the wackiest, most off-the-wall, non-sensical comment. Or, are the brain cells that used to relate to these (I hope) hipotetical situations dead inside my brain?
Enlighten me, ho, you all cereal lovers?