I don’t understand how somebody can even think of this (if it’s true):
I am looking for a kindred spirit that enjoys, sex, baths, and cereal. So why not try them all at the same time? Now, be warned… I have some very specific stipulations for this fantasy of mine:
1) The cereal must have less than 2 grams of protein per serving. That’s right, the pure sugar stuff kids eat to get roofed like junkies on speed. These can include:
Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch
If you have other suggestions I am more than happy to entertain them.
2) It must be 2% milk, having sex in a bathtub full of cereal is no time for moderation. Plus, I need to get my daily dose of Vitamins A and D.
3) You must be comfortable in the doggie style position. I don’t see any other way to avoid shrinkage and still let you enjoy your cereal before it becomes too mushy.
4) If you insist of photography/videography I will need to insist that I wear a Mexican wrestling mask a la Nacho Libre.
5) I plan on making this a safe encounter to please feel free to bring your own utensils.
After we are finished if you feel like you need something to make you regular again, I should have some Grape-Nuts that you can nibble on.
If you are serious, send me a photo, I need to make sure you can fit into the tub.