I don’t understand how somebody can even think of this (if it’s true):
I am looking for a kindred spirit that enjoys, sex, baths, and cereal. So why not try them all at the same time? Now, be warned… I have some very specific stipulations for this fantasy of mine:
1) The cereal must have less than 2 grams of protein per serving. That’s right, the pure sugar stuff kids eat to get roofed like junkies on speed. These can include:
Fruity Pebbles
Count Chocula
Cookie Crisp
Cocoa Pebbles
Cocoa Puffs
Golden Crisps
Honey Smacks
Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch
Cap’n Crunch
Apple Jacks
Froot Loops
Corn Pops
If you have other suggestions I am more than happy to entertain them.
2) It must be 2% milk, having sex in a bathtub full of cereal is no time for moderation. Plus, I need to get my daily dose of Vitamins A and D.
3) You must be comfortable in the doggie style position. I don’t see any other way to avoid shrinkage and still let you enjoy your cereal before it becomes too mushy.
4) If you insist of photography/videography I will need to insist that I wear a Mexican wrestling mask a la Nacho Libre.
5) I plan on making this a safe encounter to please feel free to bring your own utensils.
After we are finished if you feel like you need something to make you regular again, I should have some Grape-Nuts that you can nibble on.
If you are serious, send me a photo, I need to make sure you can fit into the tub.
9 replies on “Sex in a bathtub full of cereals”
How about trying this with a lactating mother so u have your milk too!!!!!!!
how about adding choclate syrup to the bath with bannanas?
adding fruit, gives it more of an appeal. Will there be water, or just dry cereal? That may get uncomfortable.
i would put hot fuge and bannas with cherrys on them so is there water in the bath tub with the cereal
hay that sounds fun so i wont to try it but with out the cereal and just with the food and we will have lots of fun to so if any body wont to just tell me
Are you all serious? I am beginning to wonder if I might not have an association/relating condition. It might be asperguer’s un-diagnosed. I can’t relate to these comments. Is it a joke to see who can come up with the wackiest, most off-the-wall, non-sensical comment. Or, are the brain cells that used to relate to these (I hope) hipotetical situations dead inside my brain?
Enlighten me, ho, you all cereal lovers?
was buried alive with thumbtacks, and Count dracula, and hypodermic needles tell eric for my bro to find me!!!and even though im stranded. need some some milk…
and even though, with, out cereal, i love my place in Costa Rica, surin and livin life, THE CuRE Rules !!!!!
Yeah sounds good, email me